A quick story of me as a callow youth.
(Names blanked out to protect the innocent-ish.)
Scene: A group of friends, out for a walk in Colonial Williamsburg.
Friend A: “Hey, I’ve got an idea! Let’s play the penis game!”
Friend B: “What’s that?”
Friend A: “It’s like this: I start by saying ‘penis’, then the next person has to say ‘penis’ louder than I said it, then so on around in a circle, and the loser is the one who gives up first. Okay?”
Friend A: *whispers* “Penis.”
Friend B: *whispers slightly louder* “Penis.”
Robert: *puts hands to mouth and bellows as loud as he can* “PENIIIIIIIS!”
Tourists: *look at Robert and friends*
Robert: *pokes Friend A* “Your turn now!”
Friend A: “Hey, I’ve got an idea! Let’s no one ever play the penis game with Robert ever again!”